Boom Roasted.
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Hello Good Morning: Whatever parade this is, it’s my favorite.
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After oppression on land, the unicorns had no other choice than to gradually evolve from terrestrial animals to sea animals. Obviously.
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Thomas K. Kistler, President Judge of the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pa. (via officialssay)
And may the punctuation be ever in your favor.-The Nibbler