Boom Roasted.
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Hello Good Morning: Whatever parade this is, it’s my favorite.
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After oppression on land, the unicorns had no other choice than to gradually evolve from terrestrial animals to sea animals. Obviously.
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AND NOW, this 25th day of April, 2012, upon consideration of the pervasive degradation of the English language, the Court hereby DECLARES that the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pennsylvania is an Oxford Comma friendly facility. Legal documents that fail to incorporate Oxford Commas shall be met with displeasure, disfavor, and derision.
Thomas K. Kistler, President Judge of the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pa. (via officialssay)
And may the punctuation be ever in your favor.-The Nibbler
